The Shameless Antagonist's Presidential Prayer Team. Brothers and Sisters, let's take the time this week to reverently bow our heads and pray in the words of the 'other' Presidential Prayer Team for the safety of America's Commander-In-Chief. "...Pray for a safe and accident free holiday season. As the President prepares to declare National Drunk and Drugged Driving Prevention Month pray that Americans will exercise caution and refuse to drive while impaired, protecting the lives of untold numbers of citizens". Let us pray as well for the continued sobriety of President Bush, whose own drunk driving arrest underscores the need for such a month, and for Vice President Cheney, whose two drunk driving arrests in the seventies testify to the stength of Satan's temptation. Let us pray as well for the obsequious toads trying, day in and day out, to convey the impression that God supports the war in Iraq and the president's misguided policies. In all these things we pray, Amen.