Quote of the Day I've never found Jimmy Kimmel particularly funny, but he knocked this one out of the park. "Congress has approved a new ceiling for the national debt. They had to, it was going to go past the legal limit, so they just raised it. And our new national debt is $9 trillion, not billion. Every American owes $30,000, including kids. Bush borrowed $30,000 from each of us and blew it on Hummers and grenade launchers. It's like we're all married to Kevin Federline." -- Jimmy Kimmel