CHUMP Dear President Obama, I'm not your supporter anymore, so don't ask me for any money. In fact, don't contact me at all--unless you're going to start selling stuff on Kijiji--In that case, I'm convinced I could persuade you to trade your Blackberry for a packet of Magic Beans.

My Deficit Reduction Plan My deficit reduction plan: A war tax to pay for Iraq and Afghanistan. It would be progressive in recognition of the fact that the rich are the demographic least likely to serve, and most likely to have military contractor stocks. Military families would be exempt, and some of the money would go toward a new GI bill. If war were pay-as-you-go, it would be less popular.

I think Homer Simpson aptly summarized the Republican platform on Women's Reproductive Health when he said "Marge, it's not a UterYOU, it's a UterUS".